myPhone (from May)

I put a skin on the front and back, was enjoying the fruits of my nerdy labour: jail breaking, hacking, etc. I got myPhone to do everything in my adopted hands, as its biological siblings could do back home in the states. Then I noticed the skin was getting a bit worn, hmmm... kinda coming up at the corners. And so I did what everyone is tempted to do, peel it off. And I peeled the old skin of the front. Ooohhh...and peeled the old skin off the back so it was even. It was like a brand new phone again, so shiny and new. Hello you, I coo'd, so new..

It was garbage day 2 days later. I had a hoodie on. I had precious myPhone in the front pocket of the hoodie. I emptied the garbage, about to take it outside, and remembered i had to get the upstairs bathroom garbage too. So as I leaned over to grab the garbage can, the phone slipped out of the front pocket. Yes. Yes, it slipped out of the pocket and into. the. toilet.

(**sidenote**No, there was no business in the toilet, and yes that is how it actually ended up in there. Most people do the "ohh sure you were grabbing the garbage" but I assure you, I don’t want to hear someone peeing while I talk, nor do I inflict that on others).

SOOOOOo... as soon as I saw it sink beneath the surface of the water, in s l o w m o t i o n i panicked, and grabbed it out and CLUNG to it, PRAYING for its safe recovery. I immediately started googling, what to do, what not to do.. Short story made long, I saved it. It came back to me in full working order. And I rejoiced!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This phone needs me as much as I need her!! We were made for each other!! It’s not giving up!!! myPhone and me were meant to be!!

2 days after that, it slipped out of my hands and fell on my tile floor. And spider webbed the screen. I put a skin on the front of it to keep it in tact, but its starting to bubble up and come apart. Oh life. . . what are you telling me??

*update* it was telling me to replace her with a newer myPhone. And buy a proper case. At least, thats what I did anyway..